Obama Breaks Campaign Promise to Daughters

First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama got a big surprise after school Wednesday: a brand-new swing set.

They squealed with delight upon seeing it, a spokeswoman for the first lady said.

President Barack Obama and his wife, Michelle, went to work while the girls were at school, arranging for the set to be installed on the south grounds of the White House within sight of the Oval Office, where their father spends plenty of time.

Ok. That's pretty fucking adorable. But this is a blatant attempt to distract from Obama's failure to deliver as President. Sasha and Malia were clearly promised a puppy. A swing set is a swing set. A swing set is not a puppy. Where the Hell is the puppy, Obama?

This is just another camping promise broken by President Hopey. Never forget, America. Demand the puppy.